Monday, December 28, 2015
In order to avoid the wrath of the New York Commission on Human Rights, you should not insult
him/her/it by attempting to communicate in anything other than "moos". Cows are known to urinate and defecate where ever it is convenient, so if they happen to do this in your personal area, you must take any no notice. Cow Identity is a serious self-image issue, and we cannot tolerate unlawful discrimination. The commission can impose civil penalties up to $125,00 for violations, and up to $250,000 for violations that are the result of willful, wanton, or malicious conduct. See the above link for additional penalties.
Posted by Looney at 7:04 PM