Saturday, November 29, 2014
I am not quite sure what the cause of the crisis is. Perhaps it is due to global warming as the leftist say. Or maybe it is due to misguided legislation regarding "conflict chocolate". The issue is certainly one to shake up the usual left-right political alliances, since even the Libertarian Cato Institute was advocating government intervention to address the issue. Perhaps The Walking Dead should be re-themed to account for the much more fear inspiring chocolate shortage. My only recommendation is that the United Nations take up the issue by declaring chocolate to be a fundamental human right.
Posted by Looney at 3:19 PM