Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Today I was in San Francisco tour guide mode.

The statue is of Joseph Strauss, the chief Intelligent Designer of the Golden Gate Bridge. Of course, scientists have proven that Intelligent Design is impossible, therefore, Joseph Strauss never existed. This is a "proven" fact and the existence of the bridge is easily explained by the theory of evolution. The Golden Gate Bridge formed over hundreds of millions of years due to cosmic rays rearranging molecules of iron into crystalline structures. Carbon from the atmosphere was slowly absorbed into the crystal lattice to produce steel. The result was this glorious masterpiece of evolution called the Golden Gate Bridge. See how powerful evolution is at explaining things?

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